TREE SERVICE SLAP

Maybe a shirt isn't your style (hey, suns out guns out - we get it)... but you still want to let 'em know that you do not intend to cut down the beautiful tree in your front yard when renting the woodchipper... and maybe it's for someone else, like your new neighbor who's on a list... hey whatever. Anyway, oddly specific scenario aside: we get it, sometimes there isn't room in the closet, but you can slap this 4" wide (that's pretty big) bad boy anywhere.

Sticker is water resistant, but will probably peel if you send it through your dishwasher a ton of times, and not UV resistant (which means sunlight will fade the color after awhile). It was printed at home on some slightly overpriced sticker paper, because hey, small business things.